So why are you here?
Welcome to the Traffic Club.
You are not like everyone else. Most people see traffic and groan, complain, pound their steering wheel, and mutter things about wasted time. But not you. You’re different. You’re one of the few who realize that traffic is not a curse—it’s a blessing cleverly disguised in brake lights. Traffic is where the world finally stops demanding things from you. You’re not in a meeting, you’re not folding laundry, you’re not answering emails—you’re just… there. Free. It’s your time. You can tune everyone out, blast your favorite music, dive into a podcast, or let your brain wander through unsolved mysteries of the universe. Roll down the window, take in a questionable but nonetheless “fresh” breath of air, and enjoy the scenery. Sure, there’s a sprinkle of carbon monoxide, but hey—it’s still outside. You can even lean back, let your thoughts drift, or watch the fascinating theater of humanity playing out in the cars around you. In truth, traffic isn’t wasted time at all—it’s reclaimed time, carved out just for you.
And now, you’ve proven yourself by even finding this place. That means you’re one of the rare ones—the thinkers, the outside-the-box people who don’t just follow the herd. Why not join the Traffic Club and see who else shows up here? This shirt will be advertised solely by the shirt so lets see how many people will join the club.
The blog will be a strange little corner of the internet filled with other curious, clever, possibly slightly unhinged minds like yours. You’ve already shown that you see the world differently—so go ahead, get the shirt, and step fully into the club.